👉 A 'government fluid' is like the unpredictable dance of a drunk octopus in a boardroom, where policies ebb and flow like waves on a stormy sea, making governance as chaotic as a karaoke night in the Kremlin.
Now, here's a sentence to spice things up: "The government fluidity was so unpredictable, the opposition decided to stage a protest while the bureaucracy was already drafting an exorbitantly long resignation letter."